The Biggest Waste of All Time!

by John Thomas

satan would make the ultimate employee. he is smart. he is always on time, just waiting to go to work. he shows up early and stays late. he is always thinking ahead on what to do next. he remembers where things are located and how to get to them. he can motivate people to do things like no one else on earth. he is patient. he bides his time until just the right moment to make the sale. Remember timing is everything in sales! he has the ability to take something nasty and disgusting and turn it into something that looks so good and beautiful. he teaches "SELF" motivation and "SELF" confidence to co-workers around him. he can convince people to pay double for things they don't even need! he always has interest in the sale because he believes in credit...buy it now...pay for it later! he can sell anything! he talks smoothly. he is a slick dresser. he keeps his tools sharpened and ready to work.
satan would make the ultimate employee, except he would lie, cheat, and steal from the company. he had all the tools to be great, but he threw it all away for selfish ambition. he is the biggest waste of time and talent of all time! Beware of selfish ambition! satan had it all. he was in heaven with God, and threw it all away. he is as talented as anybody has ever been, but his attitude is all wrong. Beware of a bad attitude!
I'm sure you've noticed some "incorrect grammer" in this article, but I hope we will never capitalize the word satan or anything referring to him! If we give him any chance at recognition, he surely will capitalize on the opportunity!
satan, is the ultimate example of talents wasted! It doesn't matter how talented we are. What matters is the condition of our heart! Let's give God our best!